Aries: a reality check
Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine
Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
Cancer: a box of tissues and a box of chocolate
Leo: a room without mirrors
Virgo: a xanax
Libra: a backbone
Scorpio: to be escorted into hell
Sagittarius: to sit still
Capricorn: a joint
Aquarius: to f*cking listen
Pisces: to just... chill for a bit
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Zodiac Signs
RandomI decided to write this, since I love stars so much and just wanted to give this a try! Disclaimer: I get these from the Internet, I'm not smart enough to make these on my own XD **This is just for fun, so please don't take this personal.** Began >>...
