Squirrelflight- If you don't give me a pie, you shall die.
Ashfur- Why a pie.
Squirrelflight- That's an ORDER, ASHFUR!
Ashfur- Well I don't wanna!
Squirrelflight- Alright then. FEEL MY WRATH!
Firestar- ASHFUR!!!
Squirrelflight- *presses big red button*
Firestar- ASHFUR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Mousey- WE'RE DOOMMMMEEED!!
*nothing happens*
Squirrelflight- Darn, the batteries must've died.
Ashfur- ??
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat spoofs :P
HumorDis supposed to be funny... If ya want to add something, please comment and it might just magically appear!!!! I made the title <3D~ go mice! Sorry if the book isn't in order. I'll fix that. ^_^