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Me the 13th

I got tagged to a "13 Things About Me" type of thing by @Line_Of_Durin , so I thought this book right here would be perfect to do it in!
It might make up for my slight inactivity as well. Plus, you guys get to know more about me, you're host (Killer Ke-- I'm kidding)!

1. (Most of you already know this) I aM cRaZy A.f.

2. (EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS) My favorite color is purple, purple is my life and my love and also my religion (jk, lol)

3. DRAGONS. FREAKING. DRAGONS. IF DRAGONS EXISTED, I WOULD HAVE THE HAPPIEST LIFE FREAKING EVER.

4. I love all reptiles! Snakes are my favorite, but my parents won't allow me to own any, so I have 6 turtles, four box, two yellow-belly sliders (one is a baby, one's an adult).

5. I play piano pretty well, and am trying to learn guitar. I really want to learn violin, but that will have to wait some years :(

6. I love EVERYONE, no matter who you are or what you do. I may have a large distaste for some people because of some things they do to me, but it is never hate. I'm like that one British dude who gets punched in the face really freaking hard out of nowhere and then looks at the person with disgust and says, "I can't believe you've done this."

7. I tend to have attachment issues- more than anyone else in this God-forbidden world. So, it's easy for other people to leave, but for me, it's impossible.

8. I have a passion for writing, and I am able to make up a story at the top of my head. And honestly, I don't plot out the story as I write. I make up as I go, and allow things to fall in place with what I've already written (which is probably why all of my books are derpy af xD).

9. I am ALL for science. I actually want to become a Herpetologist, which is a person who studies reptiles and amphibians. I would LOVE to work with snakes and turtles and maybe even own a few of each (more than I already do)!!

10. I like to talk about what's wrong with this planet. Well, more like what's wrong with the people of this planet. You can engage me in a long @$$ conversation about pollution, global warming, global cooling, universal expansion, the death of humanity, all of that. We could talk for HOURS and I would stay excited and interested. I dunno why, but I love hearing about it and talking about it.

11. I love to help people no matter what the situation. If you're someone I have a strong distaste for, if you're a stranger, whatever-- I'm willing to help! Well, except if it's illegal, then no xD

12. I'm an open person! I could not know who you are, and you could pm me "I WANNA SUCK YOUR TOES!" Then I'd probably respond, "DO THE PINKY FIRST, IT NEEDS LOVIN' AFTER ALL THE TIMES I'VE SMASHED IT." So like, yeh. XD

13.  I love nature. Goodness gracious (not my oc), I want to be nonhuman for a day. Like, I just want to go somewhere where there is no sign of human life. Instead of seeing fence, I wanna see a line of trees. Instead of a built pond, I wanna see a crystal-clear lake. I don't want to see houses or cars- I want to see the dens of bears and wolves and be able to run freely around. I want to see a place that hasn't been touched by human tools, and is buzzing with wildlife.

Welp, there you have it!
Now you know 13 more things about me (if you didn't know most already. You should at LEAST know #2). I would also love to get to know my readers, and the members of this club.
So you guys can go in the comments and post 13 facts about yourselves!
Or if you want to get to know your readers as well, you can go ahead and post this in a book if you can.
Or, if you really don't want to, then you don't have to, but I just thought this was a nice way to get to know you guys!!

Angel12885
Cuteypie99
MrChubs_
celaenamoon
XxXAlixeSlaysXxX
SkylaTheWolfie
MeshyMeshy97
Ja2Anjelica
MagnificentWoman
XxFantasy-ReaperxX
downrightdelinquents
disappearwithoutlife
MilkweedSintheSky

Again, you don't have to publush this - you can do it in the comments or not even do it at all.