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(Trump's P. O. V)
Never had I seen such beautiful lad in America besides me
Shit
I'm turning gay from him
His green skin and his mighty roar is enough giving me a boner
What is this weird feeling
Is it love?
I just met him today and I already felt like this
Who is this handsome lad you may ask?
Well
It's none other than Shrek the Ogre.
His touch made me melt
I just imagine how our wedding would be
How much children I might have.
Snap out of it Donald!
You can't felt that way
You're a president for your own sake
I decided to take a bath whilst fapping thinking about him
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Disclaimer: I'm not against the politic or anything. I just personally hates Trump. And yes, I know that this had been done before. I just do this for fun. And I definitely do not own Shrek. He belongs to Dreamworks.
Thank you
Lmao
For you
And why are you even reading this shit?
