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(Shrek's P. O .V)
I saw the most beautiful human I've ever seen
His hair flows like corn hair
His orange skin shine bright
So bright that the Americans can't see the beauty in him
I might have an ogre-boner
I need to talk with this handsome human
But, what if he doesn't like me? Look at me. I'm an ogre.
I don't care about how he felt!
I just want that illegal dick.
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After a long time thinking in my swamp I decided I should go talk to him
I swiggity swooty for dat booty
And I arrived at the White House
Too bad those bodyguards are there.
I use my loud and mighty roar to scare the guards and apparently it works.
It's too loud that even he heards it.
"Which one of y'all illegals doing in my America!? "
His beautiful voice is enough making my ears loses virginity.
He's wearing a nice shirt of Dat Boi.
That's a limited edition.
But wait.
He didn't wear any pants.
He only wears his limited edition shirt and his pantsu with pictures of me!!
(Trump's P. O. V)
"Oh my, Sh-Shrek-sama! Oh God he can't see me like this! " I stuttered.
Did I really just stuttered. Goddamnit.
I must show him who's in charge here.
"Ehem! I'm sorry but did you just called me Shrek-sama? " he asked. Oh God.
Did I say that out loud.
Really Donald?
"Why yes. You got any problem with that?" I said showing him I'm in charge.
"Well no. I think it's pretty cute. "
I was shocked for a moment.
My face went all red and so does my dick.
"Wow... Someone actually appreciate my beauty. That's unexpected."
What's this? I'm Donald Trump. I'm supposed to know and expect everything.
"Wait... No one called you that before? That's a shame. "
"Enough chit chatting. Why are you here? " I started questioning him.
"I miss your pretty face. That's why I'm here. "
Again with this weird feeling. I starting to get a boner. I hope he doesn't see it!
"If you miss it so much then why don't we have a date? "
"Really? Wow! Sure! But, when?" He asked excitedly.
"How about tonight? Come to the White House. I'll tell the slaves--I MEAN the maid to get things settled. "
"OK! I'm looking forward for tonight. Goodbye for now my sweet princess. "
"Goodbye my shining ogre! Don't forget about tonight~"
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!
Now it's time for me to take care of my little friend down here.
I hope he likes Mexicans meat.
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Yes.
This is so gay.
I regret nothing tho.
NOTHING!!!
(Sorry)
