You: *eating chips*
Friend: Do you have another bag of chips, cause I'm starving.
You: MayBE!
Friend: Grea-
You: But not for you. *pop another chip in your mouth smirking*

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Random•Quotes •ComeBacks •Pick Up Lines •Sarcasm •Ect. Some of these I come up with on my own. Like the Taxi one. That's all I'm giving away! Ok! Hope you enjoy