a dan howell au, in which a boy and a girl fall in love through a series of unattractive photos.
"reply to me you lil' shithead"
"fuck you"
"i'd rather not."
ah, the wonders of love.
d.h : what do my snapchat photos and my coffee have in common
z.c : a pit of darkness and bitter regret?
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z.c : or that i mean
d.h : honestly you were more accurate
d.h : you know me too well
z.c: thumbs up for trying though
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z.c : even if you and your jokes are absolute shit, at least you tried
d.h : wowow thanks
d.h : words to live by
z.c : just call me zela the sage
z.c : i should start a living by giving people advice
d.h : oh god
z.c : remember, even though it sounds dope, you should never eat soap
d.h : and remember, if you look like a lump, at least you aren't donald trump
z.c : and remember, ya ain't lit, ya just shit.
d.h : and remember, if you're as dumb as a sheep, go to a cliff and leap
z.c : and remember, if you don't have friends, put your life to an end
d.h : oh shit too far
z.c : truth truth
[a/n: this was 100% inspired by dan's instagram & josh's "and remember" video :,) leave your own "and remember" slogan in the comments if you want! wink wonk ]
