a dan howell au, in which a boy and a girl fall in love through a series of unattractive photos.
"reply to me you lil' shithead"
"fuck you"
"i'd rather not."
ah, the wonders of love.
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> opened.
d.h : i'm autumnal as fuck
d.h : fite me bitch
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> opened.
z.c : get with the times, danny
z.c : it's winter
z.c : fuck leaves, it's all about scarves, woollen socks, and pom pom hats now
d.h : fuck you halloween > christmas
z.c : presents > candy
d.h : dress-up > deceiving young children that they are being watched 24/7 by a creepy northern white man who sneaks into their houses to eat their food on the "most magical night of the year"
z.c : wholesome family time > little children robbing people's houses with the expectation to receive bags of over-priced lumps of sugar && high-schoolers ruining the said little children's outfits by over exposing their body'd with kinky shit
d.h : pumpkin carving
z.c : marshmallow toasting
d.h : bloody make-up
z.c : christmas decorations!!!
d.h : spoops
z.c : why would you want to be spooped
d.h : it's spoop or be spooped materino
z.c : christmas music (baby it's cold outside is a bop)
d.h : but at least they're both better than valentine's day
z.c : truth.
[a/n: i personally prefer christmas! dressing up in halloween is a blast, but you're expected to be with a giant ass group of friends, unlike christmas where you can just chill :,) hbu kiddos? ]
