Hypnotize

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*Nordics sitting at the table*
Denmark: *leans over and whispers to Finland* Hey can you ask Sve to get up for a sec?
Finland: Why?
Denmark: Just do it!
Finland: Ok Ok! *leans over a bit* Su-San? Can you get up for a minute?
Sweden: *gets up in a trance and dances to Carameldansen*
Denmark: It worked! *falls out of chair laughing*
Norway and Finland: Dan what did you do?!
Denmark: I was looking around in Norge’s library of books and found a hypnosis book, I hypnotized the Swede to dance to Carameldansen whenever he was called Su-San.
Norway: You were in my library?!
Finland: Why would you hypnotize Sve?!
Denmark: He wasn’t the only one I hypnotized!
Norway Finland and Iceland: WHAT?!
Denmark: *chuckles* Hey Norway…. What does the fox say?
Norway: RINGDINGDINGADINGAGADING *starts singing and dancing in a trance*
Denmark: With a simple phrase or word I can make them do hilarious stuff!
Finland: Dan! Undo this right now!
Denmark: Wait! One more! Hey Iceland!
Iceland: What?
Denmark: Ice Ice Baby!
Iceland: All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Denmark: *laughs falling over*
Finland: Dan!!!!
Denmark: *video tapes a bit of it before turning phone off* Alright I’ll stop them. Sweden! Copenhagen Living!
Sweden: *stops dancing* *is confused*
Denmark: Norway! Butter!
Norway: *stops singing*
Denmark: Iceland! Hong Kong!
Iceland: *stops singing*
Sweden Norway and Iceland: What happened?
Denmark: Nothing you guys just zoned out there for a second….
Finland: Yea right…..

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