*Nations at a meeting*
Finland: *drops pen under the table**goes to pick it up and hits head on the edge of the table*
Sweden: You ok?
Finland: PERKELE! *pulls out sniper rifle and shoots the table*
Denmark: Don't kill the table!... it was made in Copenhagen!
Norway: Too late
Denmark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY!
Sweden: *sighs*
Denmark: Oh shut it! What if this was an IKEA table huh?!
Sweden: Uhh... I'd make another one?
Denmark: You just don't get it!
*Rest of the Nations*: o.o'
