Forbidden Love: A Sonic x Dave The Minion Fan-fiction [BXB]

Chapter One: A New Beginning

Dave walked in the long, gray warehouse. His newest victim lay inside. 

"Hello Dave, It is I, Gru. You must torture and kill the victim inside of the warehouse, have fun." Gru giggled through Dave's ear piece.

Dave responded with unintelligent babble, of course he could speak, Gru just didn't deserve words. Dave stepped into the warehouse, and saw the victim, Amy Rose. She was tied to a chair asleep. Dave remembered seeing a news report about Amy, she had cheated on her famous boyfriend, Sonic The Hedgehog. Dave had always loved Sonic, but could never confess to him. He would enjoy killing Amy.

Once Dave finished his job, he buried Amy in the back. 

Across the city Sonic was having an intense fight with his best friend, Tails.

"You're six months late on rent, pay up now." Tails demanded slamming down a bill. 

"I'll get the money by next week." Sonic said, his head still spinning from his early morning booze.

"Listen, just cause' you used to be something special, don't mean your shit now." Tails laughed.

"Fuck you." Sonic said tears sliding down his blue cheeks.

"Haha! You wish!" Tails began to cry from laughter. 

Sonic punched Tails in the jaw. 

"Ugh, you're dead prick!" Tails growled.

Tails ran into the kitchen grabbed a butcher knife, and slashed Sonics arm open, blue blood and rings spraying everywhere.  Sonic winced in pain, bite off one Tails tails. Tails screamed. The butcher knife dragged across Sonics face, scaring him permanently. 

" JIGGLYPUFF I CHOOSE YOU!" Screamed Tails, throwing a feminist ball.

An obese feminist jumped out and sat on Sonic's body, farting.

Sonic escaped from feminists, and ran away, as far as possible.

"You can't outrun your problems!" Wailed Tails.

...

Dave entered his home, tired from his busy day at work. His boyfriend, Bob, walked in.

"Aye, bitch, make me sandwich." Said Bob.

"Y-yes sir." Said Dave quietly.

Bob had been abusive to Dave, and Dave wanted revenge. While bringing out Bob's spicy banana, and sprinkled it with poison. As Bob took a bite from the poisonous banana, Dave remembered the long, sad, years of abuse Bob had put him through.

Like when Bob stabbed him in the throat with a machine gun.

Bob's eyes turned white, he began to cough, and fall over.

"If I'm gonna die you'll die to!" Bob screamed, picking up his banana sword. 

Bob jumped forward swinging at Dave's head.  Dave took out his own sword and began to to fight back. Bob cut off Dave's left nipple as he screamed in pain. Luckily for Dave, the poison was kicking in, and Bob was getting weaker. Taking advantage on the situation, Dave put his sword through Bob's chest, impaling him to the wall.

"Make your own fucking sandwich." 

Dave, realizing what he had done, jumped in his car, and drove away. He arrived at the suicide forest in Japan. As he pulled in, a blue creature fell beneath his tires, his car bounced up, and a deadly scream came from below. 

"I'm so sorry, Sonic, i'm a huge fan! Are you here to kill yourself to?" Asked Dave smiling.

"I am! We have so much in common." Winked Sonic.

"Let's go on a date." Whispered Dave.

"Sure!" Moaned Sonic.

Dave and Sonic held hands and walked away, no one died that night. 

Amy and Bob were alive, and soon they would find get the revenge they want.

To be continued...