Richie Tozier🐸

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People called you crazy,weird,disgusting and crap like that. Whenever they said that shit,you would punch them in their damn balls. You were extremely dirty minded(which i am).As part of the losers club,you were an outcast. You were especially dirty around trashmouth Tozier. You would burst out laughing everytime anyone said something that sounded wrong.

You walked out of your house wearing a white t, a hawaiian shirt and really short shorts that your dad would never let you wear. Your hair was in twin buns and you had your circle sunglasses on. You hopped on your bike and rode to Richie's. As he opened the door you came inside(if ya know wut i mean😏).You gave him a tight hug as you felt him squeeze your ass. "Yo, hands off the merchandise there buddy!" You started to laugh your ass off. He looked at you with a giant smirk."Did you sit on a pile of sugar,cause you got a sweet ass."Really Tozier?,your pickup line list is probably longer than your own dick."(roasted) "You want it." you rolled your eyes at the thought of it." So Rich, I've been meaning to ask you, will you go out with me?" He stood there with that look on his face. "You know I was going to ask you the same thing." Your blew a bubble with your gum. Richie popped it with his tounge. (omg that rhymes😱) "Hell yeah" Then you made out!
Things happened. (😏)

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