Me: no no no no
Jay: wait, that's not a life threatening intro-- what's wrong?!
Me: I HATE MY LIFE
Lacey: okay I'm very VERY confused
Lloyd: ok just calm down and use your words ok??
Me: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO *attacks*
Lloyd: AHH *runs behind kai*
Cole: dude what even happened?
Me: hmph *crosses arms and glares at cole*
Cole: ?
Zane: alysa, if you want this to go anywhere you have to calm down...
Me: *sighs and says with a dead tone* today we have a special guest on the show for a dare...
The ninja: ?
Olivia: oh I know who it is
Me: ;-;
Olivia: please welcome into the show, Morro?
-Morro glides onto the stage-
Me and Lloyd: AH *jump behind Zane*
Cole: >:l
Morro: wait
Morro: this ain't my hide out what *doesnt see alysa and Lloyd*
Olivia: weLcome to ask ninjago!
Morro: *starts floating away*
Kirsten: I don't think so
Olivia: We have a dare from @Plumcicle. Basically we sneak attack Morro, we're gonna THREATEN him with a spray bottle, and then--
Morro: *chuckles* you just said sneak attack. Obviously I will know you're gonna sneak attack me now-- AHHH
Jay: *apprehends form him behind* HAHA!! Sneak attack!
Morro: WHAT!!
Cole: *ties him to a chair*
Morro: thanks. *glares*
Me: *leaps out from the shadows glaring and spraying him with spray bottle of water* YOU LITTLE SNITCHER SNATCHER
Morro: *blinks and there's water dripping from his face*
Morro: hey dear
Me: >: l ...
Me:
Me: *sprays him again*
Lacey: why do you hate him so much?
Me: ...
Morro: ... *raises an eyebrow*
Ronin: seriously dude? just tell us.
Me: you guys don't need to know
Morro: people kept shipping us in high school and she asked me out and I rejected her but then when she got over me I got into her and asked her out and she said no
Me: KjsmdowkajmskdkKKkKakwkodkJSNDJDIWJEHDN MORRO!!!
Cole: you f*ckjng WHAT
Me: NOTHING
Morro: *chuckles* well can you blame her? I'm adorable
Olivia, lacey and literally everyone else: yeah....
Me: I'd rather date that shadow guy in tournament of elements
Lacey: actually yeah he's better
Morro: ?????????????????!!!!!!!!!
Cole: >>>>>:l
Me: *glares BACK*
Me: *sprays cole*
Cole: IM A SHADOW GUY
me: you're CLEARLY AN EARTH GUY
Cole: BUT MY SUIT IS BLACK
Me: THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU A SHADOW GUY HHH ILL TACKLE YOU
Cole: GRRRR
Me: *turns back to morro*
Ronin: okay... so what do we do threaten him and then make him watch ghostbusters, right?
Morro: are you serious.
Me: *grunts and shoves a tv in front of him and ghostbusters them starts playing*
Morro: okay, kids. This was fun but I gotta go. *slips right out of the ropes*
Me: ?
Cole: let him go..,
Me: *whacks him* MORRO GET BACK HERE ITS TIME FOR MURDER
Kirsten: *facepalm
Morro: gtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtg
Me: >>:l
Me: *sighs* guess that's all the time we have today. We will see you tomorrow !! On ask Ninja go!
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