Me: hello, welcome back to the knife yielding show! *is messing around with a kitchen knife*
Kai: creative.
Me: hmm... thank you *looks at him intensely*
Kai: I'm gonna ignore that....
Me: *smiles and throws the knife to who knows where* anyways! I can't believe his show still has viewers!
Me: You know who you are but I just wanna say thanks for sticking around!! *waves to the maybe like 13 people in the audience*
Kirsten: oh and one more thing before we get into the actual show! Alysa here is in the process of rewriting it since it has been through editing and the story has been a bit confusing, so don't mind the re up dates.
Me: thanks! And now, we have a few new dares. Some off of the instagram page, some through PM, and some from our lovely viewers and hosts on the show.
Jay: *raises hand* ooo can I read the first dare!?
Me: Go ahead *hands him phone*
Jay: oh its actually... a question for you, alysa
Me: hm, okay....
Jay: what do you find to be the most disgusting?
Me: *instantly glares at Cole*
Cole: *blinks* you can't be serious
Me: WHAT DO YA MEAN I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Jay: ummmm.... alysa just answer the question and no one will die okay??
Me: *GLARING INTENSIFIES*
Cole: *shrinks backwards*
Me: I FIND a LOT of things disgusting
Me: but the thing that disgusts me most is... the human race.
Kai: but you ARE a huma--
Me: my god I know okay? I get that but humans are just stupid in particular. I hope aliens find us and accept us insetad of realizing how stupid we are. I hope they access web MD (which i know is stupid but sounds smart) instead of youtube
olivia:
lacey: deep.
Kirsten: uhhhhh.... anyways. Our next dare is from a girl named @ItzCharahere, and she dares someone to kiss ... *long sigh* cole. And she also is laughing maniacally while her evil chara side takes over. Great. I'm gonna have to take a seat.
Me: *crosses arms and sits on couch*
Cole: *just stands awkwardly*
*literally everyone is just staring at Alysa*
me: well?? You got plently of options. You got Olivia, Kirsten, KAI, Morro, Ronin, KAI, Jay, Zane, Lacey, KAI--
Zane: why does she keep saying--
Me: --KAI
Cole: uhhh no thanks.
Me: ;
Cole: *walks towards her* mean a dare is a dare...
Me: AHAHHAAGAHAHHAGA NO
me: next dare! So ba--
Kirsten: oh my god, you are just a wuss. It's a kiss. Calm yourself
Me: get away from me BITCH this is ASSAULT EAT SHIT
Cole: what
Jay; come to think of it I don't think she has ever kissed anyone?
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