Less Talk, More Stalk

Part 2 : Meeting Mr. Chef

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"Oh, I'll be in the kitchen ha. Do good at your job."
"Haaay. Pwede naman akong mag kahera eh"
"I'm sorry cin pero nakahire na kasi ng cashier today. I know you'll do great at being a waitress"
"Psh. Lakihan mo sweldo ko ha. Wala to sa deal natin"
"Oh, go na"
"Good morning ma'am. May I take your order?"
"Uhm, can I have a sche-. Shemit-"
"*Russian accent* We'll have a schmitcos and a Green Salad for two please"
"Would that be all ma'am?"
"Gusto ko rin yung Mango Tart"
"We'll exclude that"
"But me I want"
"No, it will make you fat again"
"Excuse me? But can you stop being such a jerk? This woman deserves to have the Mango tart if she wants to. Look at that body. You're starving her"
"That is not you're business you waiter"
"FYI. It's waitress not waiter. Akala mo kong sinong magaling bobo naman"
"Is this how you treat you're customers?!"
"No. That's how I treat jerks like you! "
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"Pardon, what seems to be the problem here? "
"This girl here. She's such a twat!"
"Excuse me?! Bulag ka ba? Mukha ba akong girl para sa'yo? Eh ang tanda ko na?! You don't even deserve to have a lady like her you phedophile!"
"Miss pwede mahinahon ka lang? "
"Eh kuya, walang respeto tong mokong na to eh. You know, here's your order! "
"Miss wag! "
"Wag kang pakialamero kuya ha"
"Don't-" *Natapunan ng pagkain ang lalake"
"OMG. Hala kuya, sorry"
"Hindi kita ka anu-ano kaya don't call me kuya. Kaya ko na to"
"I don't want to eat here ever again! Your service is so horrible! "
"And also your crooked face is horrible!"
"Cindy! What did you do?!"
"Ate may mamang napaka bastos sa babae"
"In the office right now!"
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"Is she your sister? "
"Yes chef"
"Chef ka? Bakit ang payat mo? "
"Requirement ba ang maging mataba para maging chef? Let me guess, you're Cindy?"
"Omg. How did you know my name? Stalker kita no? "
"Your dad has been talking everyday about you here. Kilala ka na nang mga staff dito"
"Hindi, stalker kita. Wag ka nang tumanggi. Nahuli ka na"
"He's not lying Cindy, Siya si Russle. Ang head Chef dito at ang assistant manager"
"Don't ever assume na I'm your stalker because I do not have any social account"
"Taong gubat ka ba? Maski facebook wala ka? "
"Bakit? I sta-stalk mo ako? "
"*Pwede rin* Hindi kasi alam kong boring ang timeline mo"
"Akala ko kaya niyo nang dalawa dito"
"Sorry Dad pero ang tigas ni Cindy eh"
"Oh Chef Russle. Akala ko you're on a leave?"
"You didn't told me na nakulangan tayo ng mga tao. Buti nalang at hindi kami tumuloy sa trip. I canceled my leave muna"
"Thanks for being such a goody partner Chef"
"Anything for the restaurant sir"
"Oh, anong nangyari sa shirt mo? Oh, I see. So you've met Cindy? "
"More than what I expected"
"I'm so sorry for that Chef. Kami na bahala sa kanya dito"
"Ok sir"
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"Ang sweet niyo Dad ha. Oh, what's with the face? Ok. Andito na yung phone ko. If you'll include my iPad, nasa bahay pa yun. I'll give it to you then but I want you to know na it's not wrong to defend someone especially when she is a woman"
"I have thnk of something different. Something that would make you excited."
"Wow, I'm more suprised that you didn't confiscated my gadgets"
"Well, napansin ko naman na you won't grow up even if I do that. So, here's my promotion. Your Ninong Andy who has been in the Airline industry and your incredible dad has planned to give you his recommendation. If-"
"Okay Dad. Gets ko na. I'll work hard sa restaurant"
"Not so fast Cindy Cojuangco. You can only get that letter if and only if you beat Chef Russle at cooking for the next 3 months"
"What?! Dad, are you going crazy? He's professional at cooking and I'm not even close at doing good in the kitchen. Paano naman ako manalo niyan? This is unfair."
"I wanted to see if you're really determine to be in the department of tourism"
"But Dad-"
"I guess I'm up for the challenge. Sir Enrico, your daughter is in good hands"
"*peste din tong chef eh. Buti nalang pogi. Kung hindi ko lang talaga kailangan yung recommendation*"