Babe wanna have matching costumes for Halloween?
Sure what do you want to be, cuz I don't want to be a vampire.
Why ?
Because they suck blood.
Yeah but I know something better you can suck on . It pink and taste like peaches.
Jeez can I ever do something with you and you not turn it wrong.
No but I know something else that's going to be turned wrong later tonight if you get what I'm saying.
Nope I'm done
