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Tord: ok first of all... what is it with you people and cookies? You're gonna get a sugar-high.
Tom: you can't ever have too many cookies.
*dab*
Tom: but like... why do you people want to hug us 24/7 I swear, one fangirl like, almost crushed my spine--
Tord: you can't ever have too many hugs. ;)
Aaron: ew stop *blares MCR and screams*
Tord: I didn't ask for you to be here---
Eek
Tom: *sighs* woo yay I guess we have to do this now
YEAH YOU CAN HUG US!!
Tord: Y-Yeah!
Matt & Edd: *in bitter and alone corner*
Tord: shoot
Garrett: ohmigod this is gross guys, stand ten feet away from eachother I don't need TomTord in my life right now--
Tom: agreed mate let's answer the question...
Tord: *achoo*
Tom: no
***
AHEM AHEM
Tord: okay so ummm... I guess...
I'm just...
*STARTS BLARING SHAPE OF YOU AT 100% VOLUME*
Edd: //TRIGGERED//
Garrett: LOL FAM
Edd: hmph! I hate you!
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Tord: I LOVVVVEEE YOUUUU!~
Edd: y-you only like me because of that?? ;-;
Cri
Garrett: GIRL, YOU A BASIC BISH
Tord: dude.
Tord: *picks up the Eddo potato* Also because he's really sweet and innocent and funny and Perfect!
Edd: wat
Tom: BOIIIIIIIIIII
Tord: GROWL
Matt: oof
Tord: also fun fact, I stalked Edd even longer than he stalked me aahahahahahahhahahahaha ;-;
Edd: WTF
Tord: I'm a dedicated boyfriend
Edd: :000 O KAY THEN
Tord: *STARTS BLARING GRENADE (By Bruno Mars... not the kinky shit you dummy ew no) *
Garrett: HMU teen idol here
Tord: woah
No
Edd: hhh would you really catch a grenade for meeee???~
Tord: hmm more like... I'd stab my hand with a harpoon...
Tom: wtf?
Edd: Oof wow Ily too
Garrett: EEEK
Tom: Ahem ahem... I'd like to point out that I'm a way better boyfriend than this psycho
I like Matt because he's cute, sweet, innocent, a cinnamon roll, and perfect times INFINITY (also he's like an inch taller than me so hahahhahahahah h e l p )
Matt: ;w;
Eeeee
*squeak*
Garrett: I'm like... half expecting some weird ass love song to start playing??
Tom: *starts blaring All About Us with a smug look on his face* beat that.
Matt: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Iris: *eating popcorn and watching shit go down*
Garrett: wowie um ok then
Jeez why tf does this fit so well?
Chris: *from the corner* DIE!!
Matt: ;-;
W a t
Eck
Tom: wow
Tord: wow
Edd: wow
Chris: *flips off in American*
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Garrett: *now dressed in a suit and tie* ahem ahem BACK TO THE BATTLE OF THE BOYFRIENDS
it looks like Tords in the lead rn just because I said so
Tom: *hugs Matt*
Garrett: ok now Tom is
Tord: *picks Edd up*
Garrett: now Tord is
Tom: *attempts to pick Matt up but falls over because he's secretly a smol bean*
