Stay With Me

1. Split Personality

"Hoy gaga! Halika na papasok na tayo. Bwisit ka naman kasi eh. Maypa 'Goodnight babe, tulog kana huh? Dream of me' Yuck!" Pagmamaktol niya sa akin. Tss. Who told her to listen in my babe's  convo? Boplaks rin to eh.

"Let's go. Matatae kana oh? HAHA" pang aasar ko sa kanya. It's true anyway, her face is so epic.

"Pakyu! Lika na nga naghihintay na daw si Gio sa gate." Pikon ang fufu. Hahaha.

While on our way to school biglang nag ring ang phone ko.

Babe Calling...

I just mentally smirk. Kahit pala anong gender ma iinlove sa akin ano? Just like this bitch. -_-

And for some clarification, YES I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. As in yung syota ganern!

I am definitely NOT a lesbian nor a Bisexual. I just find it interesting and fun.

You want ikukwento ko pa sa inyo kung paano ko napasagot ang gagang to eh. HAHA proud po ako diyan ^___^ anyway, this is how it happened.

Flashback 1 week ago.
(Convo with Windee's GIRLFRIEND)

Ivan's POV

"Ivan, naniniwala ako na may split personality ka PROMISE." How dare this bitch?!

Sasagutin ko na sana sya ng bigla syang nagsalita ulit. BASTOS.

"Wait, I mean is.. Uhm, pano ba'to? Okay, ganito kasi yan. Sabi ni Windee bago lang daw kayo nag break ng syota mo. So, I assume na sariwa pa ang pain dyan." She said while pointing her lips towards my breast? Oh, my Heart I guess

"None 'ya business" sabi ko at tinalikuran na sya. But, sadyang makulit ang bruha. Pinaharap niya ako sa kanya at nagsimulang magsalita ng kanyang kahibangan.

"Just listen first okay? So, I assume that the pain is still fresh kaya naisipan namin ni Windee na ireto ka sa kaibigan namin" sabi niya ng may ngiting aso. Creepy. "But, this one will be NEW to your taste bitch. Windee said you love fun and adventure." Ano ba kasing pinopoiny nitong baliw na'to?

"Ano ba kasing pinagsasasabi mo? Alam mo para kang yung laro na Hellevator ang dami daming pasikot sikot. Nakakabanas na PROMISE! "Nagulat siya sa biglaan kong pagsigaw ngunit napalitan agad ito ng pag ngisi niya.

This crazy girl is up to something.

"Okay easy lang Ivan HAHA. First I have a question. Do you consider the LGBT community? You know like us? Your friend Windee?" Okay? Parang alam ko na yung pinopoint out niya.

"Well yeah, but not actually. It depends kasi sa tao. Anyway why are you asking?" Imbis na sagutin ay ngumiti lang sya ng nakakaloko.

"We want you to have a relationship with our Queenbee. Hazel Madrigal. "

NO FUCKING WAY!! Never in hell I will have a relationship with my same gender?! Never. I can't imagine it, Swear.

"NO WAY! NEVER EVER NEVER! " I shouted. But I guess she already expected my outburst dahil hindi na sya natinag sa pag sigaw ko instead ngumisi pa ang gaga! Leche!

" I knew it" bulong niya ngunit rinig ko parin. "But, can you please consider our request? As your friend? " nag papa cute pa ang bruha. But sorry I will never get swayed by you cuteness.

"NO.  NEVER. at syaka hindi naman yun mukhang pumapatol sa kapwa babae ah? Pano yun madidiskartehan? Engot lang Jade? Tss." I asked but the latter just smiled.