mayflower mayhem

FLOOF

Me: I GOT A NEW SWEATSHIRT AND ITS SO FLOOFY OMA FLOOFY FLOOFY FLOOFY LAKXKXKSKXKKSKSS

Frend: awwwwww i actually laughed out loud :) i think that's the most adorable thing you've ever typed

Me: YAYAYAYYYY LAUGHTER LOL

IT WAS SO FLOOFY OH MY ANGEL ITS SO FLOOFY AND AMAZING AND IT NEEDS TO BE WASHED FIRST SO ITS GONNA BE UNFLOOFED BUT THATS OK I GUESS

Frend: UNFLOOFED WAHAHAHAH

Me: BUT IT WILL BE UNFLOOFED AND THATS BADDDDDDDDD

Frend: can you define the word floof for me?

Me:

floof: verb: make more floofy

Ex: Will you floof my pillow for me?

floofy: adjective: synonymous with fluffy, just with more floof

Ex: My sweatshirt is incredibly floofy and warm

unfloof: verb: make less floofy

Ex: My sweatshirt will be unfloofed!!!

There :)

Frend: bta im dying :) i'm trying so hard not to burst out laughing

Me: lol try not to laugh :)

FLOOF

Frend: you tell me not to laugh and then you go

FLOOF

YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE

Me: IM LEGIT LAUGHING RN

FLOOFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YES I AM IMPOSSIBLE LOL

Frend: HEY WE SHOULD MAKE SOMETHING WITH THE THEME

wait for it...

FLOOFYYYYYYYYYY

Me: YES AND WE CAN USE MY CAT: MR. FLOOFERNUTTER

Frend: MR. FLOOFERNUTTER ARE YOU SERIOUS IM DYING RN

Me: YES IM SERIOUS!!! WELL WE USED TO CALL HIM MR. FLUFFERNUTTER BUT I CHANGED IT TO MR. FLOOFERNUTTER CUZ IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE

Frend: VERY APPROPRIATE

Ok there's my lovely conversation i hope you enjoy and maybe we made you laugh cuz for sure i was and this is real lol i didn't make a letter of it up