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pete wentz and dadlon weekes had been dating for to months before they decided to have a jam session and play some bass yeet.

"hey boi" pete said when he knocked on dallons door and dallong opened it.

"aye bb" dallon replied, leaning down to kiss the small dude. dallon was a very tall man standing at 6'3, but pete was a very small m a n standing at 5'6. dallon shwed peter to his recording studio where they played some jams and hi fived each other. "ur a g00d bassist oi"

"thanks dadlon, ur pretty g00d too i guess"

"wot"

"wot"

"did you jsut-

"no"

"yes you-

"im a better bassist p u s s y"

"asshole IM a better bassist"

"shut up HOE" peter said smacking dadlon with his bass i nhand

"smh" dadlon replied "at least i m not a power bottum"

and then peter died bc the burn was a 3rd degree.

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