I finally open the door to see him, Nick Robinson.
"Holy shit." I mumble.
"Hi to you too." He smiles. SHIT HE SOUNDS SO MUCH HOTTER IN PERSON AND HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER IN PERSON IM SCREECHING. YALL MIND IF I HIT THAT YEET! "Now are you gonna hug me or what?" He says with open arms.
I pull him into a tight hug and thank the gods for their blessings. He's so tall that my little legs start lifting off the floor. Or maybe I'm dying and turning into an angel. "Hi, wow you're so much taller in person."
"And you look so much smaller and cuter in person." He pulls away from my hug and smiles. He's smiling so much to the point where his eyes are completely shut, and its the cutest thing ever.
"You think I'm cute?" I blush, no no no don't make it obvious that you want to skull fu- I mean don't make it obvious you like this boy. Cause usually if I like someone this good looking I get played or I never even talk to them.
"Eh." He laughs. "So are you gonna let me in or am I gonna sleep out here." I shake my head laughing and let him in.
"So you already know about how Kenzie isn't her so you can sleep in her room, but if you're too pussy of the dark you can spoon with me in my bed." I awkwardly laugh at my bad joke, why am I so awkward holy shit. He still laughs even though we both know that joke sucked.
"Wow thank you for that offer, I'll definitely think about it." He puts his backpack down. "So who's dick were you gonna rip off with Wes' asshole?" He questions tilting his head.
"Oh god you heard that?" He nods. "I was on the phone with Enya and she likes Wes so ya know!"
"Oh shit I'm gonna text him and tell him." He takes his phone out of his pocket and starts to type.
"No don't do that." I grab his hand. Jesus holy christ forgive me for my sins. I let go and fake laugh. "Can't do that you still have a girlfriend."
"Not like I just pretended to text him so you can grab my hand but okay." I walk to couch and sit down crossing my arms. He follows me and sits right next to me.
"I don't even like her so why does it matter?" He tugs at my arm to grab my hand.
"My hands are clammy you sinful boy." He lets go. "And if you don't like her then just break up with her."
"Ok" he says pulling out his phone.
-dickrobinson sent you a message
dickrobinson: emojen?
emojenjohn: omg hi babe i missed you but I need to talk to you about that maggie girl what were those posts about?
dickrobinson: yeah yeah were done
emojenjohn: done with what??
dickrobinson: im breaking up with you, you turkey
emojenjohn: did you just call me a turkey???
dickrobinson: yes bye now bbg
emojenjohn: no you cant do this to me stop
emojenjohn: can we please talk this out
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dickrobinson: g i joe has been dropped ya man is single now
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username: You're such a dick!!!! Emojen deserved better..
dickrobinson: username hence the username dick robinson
madperiodpad: G I JOE IM SCREECHING
dickrobinson: madperiodpad i'm right next to you and i hear in fact no screeching.
madperiodpad: bye
lilia: cute !!
kenzieziegler: i- nvm
joeybirlem: oh i heard
dickrobinson: joeybirlem uh alright
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