The next day I was the first person to wake up. I smiled as I saw every one else just snoozing away. Jimmy looked so adorable in his duck pj's. Yes he had duck pj's what can I say the guy loves ducks. I decided why not surprise them with breakfest so I slowly got up and crept my way into the kitchen being skillfully quiet like a ninja and started cooking away making pancakes and eggs and bacon for everyone. I decided to make scrambled eggs since they were very easy to make and it usually went a longer ways. Plus we were short on eggs I was going to have to complain to Zacky about that due to the fact that it was HIS job to buy food. But I'll yell at him for that later.
I was then done and went and sat up the big dining table for all of us then I walked back into the living room as quiet as a mouse and I thought to myself, 'Damn they are all STILL sleeping I'm shocked the smell of the food didn't wake them.' I then took and put Zacky's amp out in the living room pluged it in then went upstairs got MY guitar and plugged it in. I decided this was going to be the best way to get them all up so I held up my arm in the air and pulled it down really fast and strummbed the hell out of the guitar waking everyone up just as I planned! Man I'm evil!
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Zacky. "GO BACK TO FUCKING SLEEP IT ISN'T CHRISTMAS!!!!!!" Shouted Brian. "UGH" grunted Matt. Jessika just pulled a pillow over her head and Jimmy went and covered his ears. "Wait a minute if that isn't Brian trying to wake us up and it isn't Zacky THEN WHO THE FUCKING HELL IN THE RIGHT MIND IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Shouted Matt after figuring out that it wasn't Brian or Zacky. I then put my guitar down and started jumping up and down shouting,"ME IT WAS ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!" I then stopped and started walking toward the kitchen. "Well I guess you guys aren't hungry I made breakfast more for me I guess!" I sung as I took off and sat infront of my plate.
Then they all started running in the kitchen and sat down. "AWWWW ITS COLD!" whined Brian. "Thats YOUR fault for being a lazy ass!" I repleid. I got a few glares but oh well. "Oh and Zacky when you actually find yourself going to the store today GET SOME FUCKING EGGS AND MILK SINCE THE MILK IS EXPIRED YOUR LUCKY WE HAD ORANGE JUICE LEFT YA NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled and Zacky then replied back. "Do it YOURSELF its a womans job anyway!" This pissed me the fuck off and it was only.....I look at the clock 10:30am. I glared at him. "Besides I got band practice today which is a MANS job."
Okay I have had it he pushed it TOO far this time."OH REALLY A MANS JOB?" I then got up went over to my guitar and started strumming away on it. My fingers moving ever so fast and swifty. Then I shouted back,"Sorry BUT I think I can play guitar MUCH better then YOUR sorry ass EVER could! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I AM A FEMALE I'LL PLAY UNTIL MY FINGERS FUCKING BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zacky and the rest of the guys came out of the kitchen shocked that I could play so well. Zacky just kept staring the whole time as my fingers moved fast as possible up and down and all around the guitar neck.
"Since when did you play guitar?" Asked Zacky. "Since I was five years old, my mom and dad bought me this beauty for Christmas last year, it's very special to me." I answered him. "Out of all the years that we've known you and YOU NEVER FUCKING TOLD US?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TELL US WHILE YOUR AT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Brian had literally yelled at me. So I put the guitar down walked right up to Brian and looked him dead in the eye and yelled back, "ONE YOU NEVER FUCKING ASKED BAKA, TWO I CAN PLAY PIANO AND DRUMS, AND THRID I CAN SING I'VE BEEN IN CHOIR SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL, JESSIKA KNEW THAT!!!!!!!!!" I then took a deep breath and calmed myself down.
Jimmy was thrilled he wasn't mad at me whatsoever he came up to me and hugged me with that big grin on his face. "Sorry Britney I shouldn't have yelled at you....and your right none of us never asked." Brian said calming himself down. I then hugged Jimmy back then went over and hugged Brian. "It's okay Bri Bri I can't stay mad at any of you for long." I said with a smile then went and hugged everyone else. "Now who wants to go annoy people at Wal-mart?" Asked Matt with his signature smile with his dimples showing. "HELL YEAH!!!!!" Everyone chorused and we went to get dressed and go fuck shit up at our local Wal-mart.
