Thalia: WHAT?!
Nico: EXCUSE ME?!
Percy: what's thalico?
Me: *screams* PERCY DOESNT KNOW SHIPS?!
Selina: *screams and faints*
Piper: *screams and faints*
Everyone in the Aphrodite cabin: *screams and faints*
Everyone awake: ................
Nico: at least it isn't perico-
Me: WERE DOING THAT NEXT
Nico: AHHHHHH
Everyone: AHHHHH
Percy: what's perico?
Everyone: *facepalms*