This happened to my friend the other day...
(Mom and me are shopping)
My mom: Oh cmon! Where are the dam coffee beans?!
Me: *gasps*
Me:*looks up dramatically*
Me: *eyes go wide*
Me: *gets a mischievous smile on face*
Me: I need to go to the dam bathroom
Me: where's the dam snack bar
Me: I need to get some dam clothes
Me: I-
Mom: HANNAH! NO CUSSING!
Me: I'm not!
