Finn: YOU ARE GOING TO CHOKE ON A TOASTER STRUDDEL
Jack: whoa... take a breather . What the hell did my toaster struddel do to you... smol beanFinn: You know what you did lieberher and now you will pay
Jack: smol bean sorry but i dont think we met my name is Grazer, Jack Grazer
Finn: oh... yelp ummm my name is finn wolfhard
Jack: soooo... you into kinky shit or???
Finn: what gives you that idea
Jack: well wolfhard how do you know that a wolf can get hard
Finn: ohh yeah i get that alot , my last name is wolfhard sooo
Jack: yeah....
Finn: so are you into masturbation becasue your name kind of gives that away
Jack: oh hell no dont go there smol bean i am saucy and fierce you will catch these hands
Finn: pretty cool but i got one qustion
Jack: what
Finn: are your hands soft beacause is your hands arent soft you need to back tf up
Jack: BITCHASS HOE MY HANDS ARE SOFTER THAN YOUR DICK woflhard AND THAT IS SAYING PLENTY anyways...
Finn: that just took a turn into whoville
Jack: are you a pedophile beacause my mommy said i cant talk to pedophiles or any of that shit
Finn: im 14 but i dont think i should be telling you that cus you might be the pedophile here
Jack: big lie im only 14 too
Finn: oh yeah prove it
Jack: well you prove it too
Finn:
Jack: ok ok ya got me there now its my turn smol bean
Finn: you look like a dick with a hoodie on
Jack: well you know what you look like with a hoodie ....... i dont know beacause ive never seen you with a hoodie........ BOOM bitch you just got burned
Finn: right yelp i got to go ttyl dickhoodie
Jack: text me you seem chill bye smol bean ily
Finn: ily too... no homo
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