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Finn: YOU ARE GOING TO CHOKE ON A TOASTER STRUDDEL

Jack: whoa... take a breather . What the hell did my toaster struddel do to you... smol bean

Finn: You know what you did lieberher and now you will pay

Jack: smol bean sorry but i dont think we met my name is Grazer, Jack Grazer

Finn: oh... yelp ummm my name is finn wolfhard

Jack: soooo... you into kinky shit or???

Finn: what gives you that idea

Jack: well wolfhard how do you know that a wolf can get hard

Finn: ohh yeah i get that alot , my last name is wolfhard sooo

Jack: yeah....

Finn: so are you into masturbation becasue your name kind of gives that away

Jack: oh hell no dont go there smol bean i am saucy and fierce you will catch these hands

Finn: pretty cool but i got one qustion

Jack: what

Finn: are your hands soft beacause is your hands arent soft you need to back tf up

Jack: BITCHASS HOE MY HANDS ARE SOFTER THAN YOUR DICK woflhard AND THAT IS SAYING PLENTY anyways...

Finn: that just took a turn into whoville

Jack: are you a pedophile beacause my mommy said i cant talk to pedophiles or any of that shit

Finn: im 14 but i dont think i should be telling you that cus you might be the pedophile here

Jack: big lie im only 14 too

Finn: oh yeah prove it

Jack: well you prove it too

Finn:

Jack: ok ok ya got me there now its my turn smol bean

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Jack: ok ok ya got me there now its my turn smol bean

Jack: ok ok ya got me there now its my turn smol bean

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Finn: you look like a dick with a hoodie on

Jack: well you know what you look like with a hoodie ....... i dont know beacause ive never seen you with a hoodie........ BOOM bitch you just got burned

Finn: right yelp i got to go ttyl dickhoodie

Jack: text me you seem chill bye smol bean ily

Finn: ily too... no homo

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