Smol Bean

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by IdkYet22

by IdkYet22

Jack: Hey little canadian i decided to switch this shit up on you so i texted first bitch

Finn: Oh hello i didnt see u there would you like to try our sample of purfume called lust

Jack: Ewwwww get that nasty shit away from me i dont want to smell like an old woman at brunch goshhh

Finn: you already are a old woman who tf goes to brunch anymore this is 2017 not 1976 tf mary poppins

Jack: Dont go trashing on Mary Poppins she was there when i had to clean my damn room

Finn: Are you serious i had Mary Poppins back then too OMG Becky we are sooooo alike, like umm we should totally be friends i mean if its ok with you like yea

Jack: Yea tots and when we meet we can totally plan a girls day just for us,we can do all that,yay im so excited

TRIGGER WARNING NOTE THERE IS CRINGY-NESS

Finn: Ok on a serious note,what is your sexuality?

Jack: Why she i tell you?

Finn:i'll tell you mine if you you tell me yours

Jack: ugh fine... only at the same time

(Pretend its at the same time)

Jack&Finn: Gay

CRINGYNESS OVER

Finn:Omygosh we are totally going to be realationship goals

(Finn is serious)

Jack: What if im going pit woth someone? Hm

Finn: You arent

Jack: you're right im not but you are my new boyfriend

Finn: Only beacause your cute

Jack: Hehe ik bye finn

Finn: peace jack attack