My POV
ok so today was my uncles birthday and of course my brothers almost got us in trouble so we wouldnt be able to go but i gotta admit i kinda helped them out
me: DUDE SHUT UP
jarod: WHY WONT YOU MAKE
me: YOU ALWAYS THAT YOU NEVER HAVE A COMEBACK
jarod: DUDE IF I WANTED MY CUM BACK I WOULD SCRAPE IT OUT OF MY GIRLFRIEND THROAT
me: WHO JAILENE YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR THAT LOSER MIGUEL
jhonathan: YOUR TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
(A/N: this is exactly what goes on in my disfunctional family)
me&jarod: SHUT THE F*** UP
jhonathan: *walks away*
thats when Angie wakes up and when we wake up Angie, hells about to go down
angie: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SCREAMING ITS 8 IN THE FREAKING MORNING
we look at eachother confused
jhonathan: Angie its 5 in the afternoon
angie: SAME FREAKING THING
boys: NO ITS N-(gco by are mother screaming from the top of the stair case)
mom: GET READY FOR YOUR UNCLES PARTY
all of us: ok
all of us go upstairs to see a half naked baby singing birthday cake and yes thats my lil sister merle she is one odd 1 year old so angie goes in the other bedroom and we go in ours after we all freshened up and got ready we met back in our room we waited for my great aunt Danya to get ready (angies grandmother) she literally took an hour to get ready so i decided to go downstairs and watch tv with jarod i hate my brother angie and jhonathan were up stairs with my mom and aunt pricilla
Angie POV
me: yo leslie can you teach mathew how to booty shake cause its really disturbing
mathew: *walks upstair* naw man i learned *starts booty shaking but fails*
all of us: *laughs*
leslie: i only booty shake when im drunk and im not drunk at least not yet
mathew: *laughs* whatever you said you werent gonna drink anymore
leslie: i say alot of things that doesnt mean i have to mean it
me: right i do that all the time
jhonathan: we know
pricilla: dont forget to bring food
angie: *mumbles* fat
pricilla: what was that
angie: yo mama (gco)
leslie: bitch
mathew POV
finally aunty is ready so we leave
SKIPPING TO PARTY
we were the first ones to show uo because we had to buy the cake
evans: whats up whats up my niggas
all except evans: what up
we go into our cousin evans jr room and start playing video games and angie starts texting her friend becka and michi i have to admit becka and michi are hot i oovoo with them quit a couple times after about an hour more and more people started coming and it started becoming a party all the adults start bring out the alcohol and shot glasses
adults: WOO HOO, YEAHHHHHHHHH, UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you would think we would be having fun with all this kaos going on in the house but your wrong we were so bored we were about to die
kids: UGHH were gonna die its so boring here
angie gets up and leaves the room 5 minutes later she comes back
angie: its time to go
we get our stuff and start to leave we get in two diffrent cars me jarod angie jhonathan my mom and pricilla and in one the other my aunt my aunt danya ,jasmine and my awesome little sister merle we start to drive away when pricilla pulls out a cigerette and starts smoking with my mom
angie: are you trying to freaking kill us
pricilla: yo mama bitch
after five minutes they throw there cigerettes out the car and start dancing like maniacs to the song birthday cake by rhianna pricilla puts the music all the way up and all the windows down and we start screaming the lyrics out
(A/N: we live in a quiet neighborhood)
we get to the neighbor hood and we are blasting the song ass by big sean ft nicki minaj
all of us: Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
I’m st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible
I got girlies half naked that shit look like the grotto
How your waist anorexic and then your a$$ is colossal
Drop that ass make it boomerang
Take my belt off b*tch I’m Pootie Tang
Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today
F*ck that you gonna get some d*ck today
I walk in with my crew and I’m breaking they necks
I’m looking all good I’m making her wet
They pay me respect they pay me in checks
And if she look good she pay me in sex
Bounce that ass (ass) it’s the roundest
You the best you deserve a crown b*tch
Right on that,
we finally find the house and jarod had this master plan to scare the adults so we all hide in the tub and crouch down in a corner its been atleast 20 minutes until one of them realized that we were missing they looked all over the house they look under the bed thats when we heard them in the room walking to the bathroom they put there hand on the door knob and open the door
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well i hoped you guys enjoyed the story took forever thanks to angie we finshed it together check out her story faith and depression or look up her username @elmoluva1252
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