chapter 3

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(A/N) sorry my cuz published it by accident so i am going to start off where i ended

my POV

mom: everbody better shut up or imma slap all a yall lil nigga

every body was quiet and waited for mom to leave

me: next time we have a party we should have ice cream cake

angie: really thats what your thinking about

me: what else should i be thinking about how much trouble were gonna be in

angie: yeah why not

me: just shut up already

angie: why dont you make (GCO)

jarod: dont start we have enough problems already

me: yeah cause of your master plan to hide why did i even agree with that i think the adults put some alcohol in the coke

angie: you know what mathew your right

jhonathan:how bout every body agees to not listen to any of jarods "master plans" anymore

me&angie: for sure never again

jarod: dont get mad at me you guys had a choice not to do my master plan

angie: just shut up

jarod: you know what fine i wont talk to you any more

angie: finally i have been waiting for that moment my whole life

me: right how bout we turn on the tv

angie: oh yeah i forgot they were a tv in here

me: jarod go turn the tv on i feel to lazy ugghh

jarod; whatever im not going to fight with you

jarod went to go and turn on the tv

me: there is nothing on tv angie what should we do

angie: i dont know how boutwe (GCO)

me: yo mama b*****

angie: ok thats how your gonna be

jarod: angie how bout we go down stairs and talk to the adults

angie: i thought you didnt want to talk to me

jarod: sorry angie

angie: ok i accept your apology

me: jhonathan why are you so quiet

jhonathan: what i didnt here you

me: of course you just went to retard land like always

jhonathan: what

me: just shut up

mom: every body take a shower and go to bed you bad ass kids

we took turns taking a shower and talked bout absolutely nothing

angie: i have school tomorrow and its 3:35 am

me: haha good luck waking up in the morning

angie: your so mean

me: if you think that is mean then your crazy

jarod: im gonna go to sleep

me: you are always the first one to go to sleep

jhonathan: right

angie: you know what im tired to

me: your a bunch a babys by the way angie did your mom get the job are going to baltimore

angie: i dont know yet she didnt tell me

me: i dont want you to leave

jhonathan: are you taking mondo (angies dog)

angie: yeah i would never leave my little mon mon

me: speaking of mondo where is he your here and your mom is at an interview

angie: we left him at my house we put pee pee pads in the bathroom we filled his doggy bowl with food and oh wait i forgot to fill his bowl with water

me: haha can he reach the toilet

angie: no he is going to get stuck i feel bad

jarod: i thought you said you would never leave him

angie: leave me alone stop questioning me

jarod: ok somebody has anger issues

angie: shut up

me: jarod i thought you said you were going to sleep

jarod: leave me alone im not tired any more

me: weirdo

jarod: what did you say

me: i said your a weirdo and your also (GCO)

angie: stop fighting your bith stupid now shut up

me: yo mama b****

angie: that is pricilla's line

me: i cant care less let her do something about it

jhonathan: you guys are fighting over what were you guys fighting over again

me: shut up you retard

angie: wheres jarod

me: i think he went to sleep down stairs

angie: oh who cares any way

me: you are the one that asked

angie: oh yeah your right

 me: when am i wrong

angie: stop acting like your all that and a bag of chips

 me: but i am

 angie: sure

 jhonathan: whta kind of chips i hope there doritos

 me: yeah they are retard

 angie: imma kill somebody

 me: then do it

 angie: ok

me: whatever just make sure you dont kill me

angie: damnet

me: what your scaring me angie

angie: hahahahah

 me: angie seriosly quit it your scaaring me

 angie: hahahahaha

me: angie imma pray for you child

jhonathan: ok lets start

me: i was joking you retard

angie: hahahaha im so high i can eat a star

me: angie imma slap you

angie: im to high for you to catch me

me: angie just shut up

angie: come up here and make me

me: oh my gosh shut up with the high jokes imma tell your mom

angie: my mom up here with me

me: hahaha your so funny now shut up

angie: ok

me: finally

angie: im tired

jhonathan: me to

me: i guess im tired togood night you ugly cows

angie: shut up im no fat

me: is that whta your mom tells you

angie: shut up and good night

me: good night

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