Peppa Pig and the Drunken School Trip

Toddies

Peppa sat by Susie Sheep on the bus.

'Woah, biatch.' Susie turned to look at Peppa.

'What?'

'Why are you sat by me?'

'It was either you or Rebecca Rabbit. And she's just sad.'

'Why?'

'Her mum's a prostitute who's never heard of contraception and her aunt has 4756 jobs and still can't afford a house.'

'True.'