Peppa woke up and jumped out of her bunk bed. She forgot that it was 465 metres high and she broke her legs
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Luckily, Shrek flew through the window and kissed them better. She woke George up with a foghorn. He screamed and fell out of bed, then down the stairs. They were 4 kilometres high. He broke his legs, but Shrek isn't his boyfriend so he didn't help him.
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Peppa ate her Seetabix and got dressed into her favourite red dress that she hadn't washed in 7 months.
"Alrigh' Pepppeppa, o' t' scho' w' yo'" Daddy Pig glared at her.
"What the Duloc did you just say?"
"He means "Alright Peppeppa, off to school with you"" said Mummy Pig.
"Why did you marry Daddy, Mummy?" said Peppa
"Because, Peseetabix, I love him and he is the greatest man I know" Mummy smiled. Then, she leaned closer to Peppa and whispered: "Because, Palrigh, he's stinking rich, and I'm gonna kill him and take every last penny.'
Peppa got in the car with Daddy while Mummy threw George in the boot.
"Have a nice day, Pepppepppeppa! And, I hope your legs don't heal, Georgscho!" Mummy yelled as Daddy drove down the hill at 7654 miles an hour.
