It's That Time of Year Again!

Notes: I can't even read this, this is so bad!

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"Halloween?" Missy questioned in confusion. "Yeah, it's that time of year where people dress up in a scary costume and go from house to house getting candy," Bill Potts explained to the confused Time Lady. Missy may have been on earth for quite a long time, stuck inside the Vault, but she was still getting used to Earth and humans.

Especially Earth holidays.

"I don't think that's a good idea to tell, Missy, any Halloween traditions Bill," Nardole stated. "We don't want her to get any ideas" he whispered to Bill. Missy glanced at the two, with a mischievous, smug look on her face. Bill and Nardole exchange worried looks. "Let's just wait for The Doctor to deal with this situation." Nardole told Bill. The Doctor would always know a way to prevent any trouble in the Vault when it was that time of year. Bill even remembered on Easter, they found Missy and the Vault in a mess, with cracked eggs on the floor and different coloured paint everywhere.

Oh god, what will Missy do this time, Bill thought. She didn't even wanted to know.

"Hey you three, I got an idea on what we should do for Halloween!" The Doctor shouted as he entered in the Vault, closing the big metal door behind him. "I was thinking maybe going to those haunted houses at those carnivals." The old Time Lord rambled. "How does that sound?" He turned to Bill, Nardole and Missy. "Wait, you mean Missy is going to spend Halloween with us?!" Nardole shouted in shock. Bill thought the exact same thing. The Doctor stood there silent. "Of course," he answered plainly. "Is there a problem with that?" He questioned. Nardole then went to his "well-there's-a-lot-of-reasons-why-that-is-not-a-good-idea" face.

"Sir,"

"Oh here we go again!"

"You know what happened on Easter,"

"Yes, I do remember, Nardole,"

"AND, last Christmas,"

"Yes, Nardole,"

"AND April Fool's Day,"

"I don't think that's considered as a-"

"AND Valentine's day,"

"Now that was different, I agreed t-"

"Okay, end of conversation!" Bill interrupted. She didn't even wanted to hear the end of the Doctors sentence. Nardole sighed in annoyance. Missy giggled at Bills disgusted face. Bill, couldn't figure out The Doctors intensions. Missy was on good progress, well at least that's what The Doctor said. Of course he would bring her out of The Vault.

But why on Halloween?

"A haunted house?" Missy questioned again. The Doctor walked over to Missy and explained what a haunted house in carnivals were. Though, Missy was still confused.

Humans are confusing.

"If it's not actually haunted, then why is it called a haunted house?" Missy still questioned. Missy was still getting used to humans, but this is by far the weirdest human custom she has heard. The Doctor thought for a second on how he should explain why haunted houses were what they were called.

"You know what, let's do something else on Halloween," The Doctor suggested. Bill and Nardole sighed in relief. "Let's go to an actual haunted house!" He said enthusiastically. Then the room fell in silence. Bill stiffened and Nardole looked like his head was about to explode. Missy... well, she seemed unsurprisingly happy about the idea. The Doctor was glad she was, but looked concerned about the two companions. "Missy seems excited," The Doctor pointed out. Then a bunch of noes came out of Bill and Nardoles mouth. "Doctor, Missy could get up to something!" Nardole ranted. The Doctor groaned, hands covering his face and shook his head. They still didn't trust in Missy. But he did.