Sans: NormalPapyrus: CAPS
Frisk: Bold
Sans POV
"Quick, behind that conveniently shaped lamp!" I pointed at the lamp. It ran to it. I saw Papy enter the area.
"Sup, bro?" I stared at him. He looked annoyed. I glanced at the lamp. It wasn't noticeable.
"YOU KNOW WHAT'S 'SUP' BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES!" I glanced at him. Oh well. "YOU JUST HANG OUT AROUND YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?"
"Staring at this lamp. It's really cool" I chuckle as he got even more annoyed. "Do you wanna look?" I glanced at him.
"NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!" I chuckled. If only he knew. "I WANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I MUST CAPTURE A HUMAN!" God dammit. I was starting to feel bad.... I kept my structure. " THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL GET EVERYTHING I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT. RECOGNITION." He was stomping his feet. THEN I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!" I sighed, seeing him look upwards with a proud look on his face. "PEOPLE WILL ASK TO, BE MY, FRIEND? I WILL BE BATHED IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING!" I chuckled
"Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help." I motioned toward it. A HUGE grin on my face.
"SANS!!
YOU'RE NOT HELPING! YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU EVER DO IS NOTHING YOU BUFFOON! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!"
"Hey, take it easy, I've gotten a ton done today. A skele-ton." I wink at him and chuckle.
"SANS!!"
"Come on. You're smiling."
"I AM AND I HATE IT. SIGH. WHY MUST SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH TO GET SOME RECOGNITION!"
"Wow, seems like you've been working yourself..."
Lel. Dat lamp doh.
YOU ARE READING
Do you wanna have a bad time?
FanfictionPacifist, Neutral, Genocide. Choose well. Cause you could loose valuable friendships in the process. I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton. Yeah, I know. I'm not a 'normal' Monster. How? Well I guess you'll just have to see. --Reset--< __Stay Determined__