"Why are there nails sticking out of the wall?" I said.
"Because we had a picture hanging there recently but Grandma took it down."he said
"We should go to an antique store and hang an antique painting there."
"Well you could take a picture of me and hang it there, because I'm an antique!" Says Grandpa.
"Nope, you have to be older to be an antique!" I said.
"How about 40 years from now in an old folks home when you bring me peach pie! Then I'll be an antique! You'll say, it's been real, and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun!" Said Grandpa.