So we were watching a live police show and there was a dumpster fire which Grandpa pointed out and I'm like,
"Oh my god, it is a dumpster fire! That's a saying,"
"It's certainly not a carbeque! Do you know what that is? It's a car that's on fire!"
"Lemme put that on Wattpad," and I pulled out my phone.
"See? Grandpa's just full of 'em!"
