Avengers Fan fic duh. lots of relationships and humor. you are the character but i had to give her a name. anyway it probably sucks but oh well have fun.
I love my family. They are the best. I mean you don't just throw anyone into the mouth of a giant alien. True love right there. Thanks to my genius, tony has dragged us off to his tower. Something about my little tune made him think of clean energy or something. Looking at the gargantuan tower Makes me feels like maybe he's got something to prove. It's fabulisiousness as tony calls it, has unfortunately for him been down graded by a even more giant fucking portal nearly as big as the hole in the ozone layer. Maybe Loki has something to prove?. Meanwhile, while the ozone layer produces cancer, the portal produces fucking Aliens with even bigger aliens the size of blue whales which I just got thrown at. Yeah I love my family.
As I was saying, we didn't really have time to make a plan so we just kind of started smashing stuff. Thor showed up 30 minutes later after giving me a heart attack. I honestly kinda wish I did have a heart attack cause I had to explain why I didn't help him. Now in this horrible battle I receive full karma. My fault I admit for choosing to fight along side my brother Thor(possibly out of guilt) thus resulting in him thinking the best way to stop the giant whale like alien was to throw me at it. He, Is not the smart one in the family.
I hit the beast with a thud that breaks a couple more ribs just to even out the set. I think the alien likes me because it gave me a present. A snotty one causing me to slip down it's face towards it's disgusting mouth. "Thor you shit, help me!" I scream at my brother. Only after he finished killing the rest of his attackers does he notice, which he then responds with a fit of laughter. " um sister hahah you seem to be covered in alien snot haha"
"I will kill you with your own hammer you idiot, help" the monster obviously notices my screaming and attempts to eat me, making it harder not to fall in its mouth. Finally the dolt decides to help, only to be to slow and I fall straight into its slobbery jaws which close shut around me. I can hear the muffled shouts of my now concerned brother as I try to break through it's mouth. With no chance of getting out that way I only have one choice, one that hopefully I can use to my advantage. Slowly and stickily I make my way into to depths of the beasts belly. Fun!
If I was Bruce I'm sure I would find the monsters diet very interesting but being me and sane... not sane how about normal... oh nevermind. Let's just say the contents of the aliens stomach did not make me happy except for the fact I can use it to leap over the boiling stomach acid sea surrounding me. I leap from building debris to a form of vegetable to... I don't even want to know what type of animal that is, until I reach a good firing point. Being a while since "let loose" I am at least happy to blast the creature into tiny pieces.
The heat of the black energy moves through my body to the tips of my fingers. The last time I did this was around 2002 and I was a bit scrappy. I ball the power into a ball intensifying it's heat and overall radiation. I can feel the muscles clench in the monster in reaction to the pain my black magic causes. By now anyone in the room would be dead or dying and even I'm working up a subtle sting within my nerves. 3,2,1 release. I go blind as the darkness spreads throughout the creatures insides and tearing it apart.
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The fat melts away like butter and skin falls away in black ash. I want to puke as I fall to the ground covered in blood and monster goop. Only a couple hundred metres off the ground I get over the grossness and focus on not falling to my death. About 30 seconds before impact a net hits me mid air and I stick to a wall ( because of the net not the monster goo).
On the opposite building a figure in spandex shoots a grappling hook over to my building before swinging over. (So tempted to reference Spider-Man) unable to see the spandex archer or my new "team" mates I accept the fact I'm going to be here for a while reaching for my gun to take out a few passing aliens. The net jolts up quickly and I am pulled into the roof. "Hey thanks for... ASSHOLE!" I yell at my hero who turns out to be the mysterious archer from when we first caught Loki.
"Um... hey yeah sorry about that, you know before..." before he can finish I kick him off the roof quite happy with myself. "Hey dont kill my friend" the red haired assasin screeches before flying away on her space buggy with the asshole archer hanging on behind.
" what the..?" I mumble before a swarm of aliens flys straight at me. I'm so tired! The explosion really took it out of me and my murderuos joy has deminished, at least until I find Loki. Using my powers drains me as shadow wraps around two aliens necks, choking them and flicking them off the roof. "Watch it up there!" I hear Cap yell from bellow, "there are civilians down here!"
"Typical" i breath a sigh of exhaustion before attacking the other 5 aliens. One fires at me and I grab it's gun, hitting it up in his ( gender assumed, girl aliens are great to, happy to kill them as well, no discrimination) face before using it to shoot another. I put him in a headlock before snapping it's... well I think it's his neck, either way it's dead. Finally, I jump up on the third one flipping it over before stabbing it in the face. High five me.
The battle around me escalates and a giant green beast smashes into my building (its mine now) causing the floor to fall away at my feet. I'm doomed to fall to my death I think before I plunge to my death.
And die.
Just Kidding . I use my struggling magnetism to pull a space cruiser to my hand with s tense groan. I grab a handle and fling myself into it, kicking off the aliens driver in the process. I wipe blood from my nose and rub my face to keep me from passing out . "Dammit I thought that was yours Nat!" I yell out to the fighting woman as I land nearby.
"Rude" she laughs, possibly even friendly... possibly.
Just to catch you up tony is... i dont know where, Bruce from nats info is the green guy smashing a whale alien, Nat, Steve and Katniss (arrow dude) are on the ground with me and Thor... i dont know.
Back to back Cap and me, then Nat and Robin Hood. There are to many aliens and the others are taking hits. Time to use whatever I got left. A black mist spreads around our feet and the aliens. Shadow copies of me move in the mist some suffocating aliens while the others I can teleport into to easily stab the aliens. All aliens attacking us fall to the ground nearly in unison as the mist evaporates. The three look Star struck as I stumble slightly. A hand catches my arm steadying me. "I'm alright Steve" I assure him but I know I can't take much more of this.
"Ray you need to rest" his face is bruised and bloody as he speaks. Dazedly my cheek meets his shoulder for a moment Before I force myself steady " look around you, there's no time to rest" I say before turning to arrow man, " and who the fuck are you and why aren't you dead yet?"
"Hi I'm Clint, you can call me hawkeye" he smiles cheekily at me.
"Nope"
"Um, ok well sorry about beating you up before I was under Loki's spell and wasn't in control so let's start over, you are?" He extends his hand which I take and shake.
" alright Robin Hood, I forgive you, my brothers a little shit I know so yeah, I'm Raven" I give him a sideways look.
" that was some pretty cool magic, WAIT he's your brother... that makes sense"
" um what! How?!" I start but Steve interrupts.
" Ok guys focus, tony says we have a bogey coming in soon so we have to stop this attack, Bruce will take care of smashing the big ones, tony will take the bomb, Nat close this portal, Clint clear the air and rooftops as best you can, I'll clear civilians and take the ground, Ray..." he turns to me as the others run off, " I wanna say take it easy but... I think Thor needs you" I look up at the partially destroyed stark tower to see misplaced lightning lacing the sky above, occasionally striking the building. "Sounds good" i say before opening a portal and diving in.
