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This day the doggo decided to go out for some brunch. This humanly dog didnt understand any language except Chinese. He went to Ihop and saw this other beautiful doggo named chilli beans. Chilli Beans has very long and lushish hair and loves Jake Paul. Now this was a turn off for  Fredrick the humanly dog.

Fredrick the humanly dog loved matpat so much so jake paul was the devil to him and should die. Buy he lobe chilli beans so he would have to live with it. He wasn't sure what to do.

Fredrick walked up to Chilli Beans and asked for her dog number.

"Woof woof woof woof" she said.

Fredrick didnt understand the language she was speaking and he was wasted. What should Fredrick do?

"I'm sorry, i don't speak your woofingly language" Fredrick said and slapped her in her dog face

"Woof woof WOOF WOOF!" she said and got up and slapped him in the face.

Arg, Chilli Beans was a total buttface! How can I avoid this pupper while I'm eating.

"Woof woof WOOF woof." Said the waiter.  (Translate: what would you like to eat?)

"I will have the strawberry banana pancake stack please." Fredrick screamed into the quaters face in anger.

"Woof woof WOOF woof" Said the quaters. He couldn't understand anyone's language here!

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