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Eve the Dog

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Once upon a time there was a young girl named Amelia. Amelia was 15 years old and lived in England. While walking home from school one day, a black Lurcher jumped out from behind a door and tackled Amelia to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Amelia realized that the black Lurcher was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Amelia decided to keep the black Lurcher as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet black Lurcher ''Eve.''

When Amelia and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Amelia's mother, Marie. And boy was she surprised to see a black Lurcher following Amelia into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Marie. ''It's a black Lurcher,'' answered Amelia. ''Dah, I can see that, Amelia, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Marie. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Amelia. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Marie. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates black Lurchers. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Amelia grabbed Eve by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.

Once in the house, Amelia and Eve played and played, that is until Amelia's favorite television show, ''Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni,'' started. At that point Amelia forgot all about Eve having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni,'' when Amelia was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''stupid!! Amelia! Get your bum in the bedroom...NOW!!'' With that Amelia rushed into the bedroom to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the bedroom, there stood her father, James, pointing toward the chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Amelia followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the chair, was the biggest pile of Lurcher doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said James. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Amelia knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Eve for a pet.

So without hesitation, Amelia set out to find where Eve was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Amelia discovered Eve crouched beneath the table that Amelia did her gaming on. ''Come on, Eve, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the chair!'' scolded Amelia. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Lurcher!! And with that Amelia led Eve out of the house and down to the local Daily Echo. They had a pet section and Amelia knew the owner would find Eve a good home.

So after saying good-bye to Eve, and thanking the owner of Daily Echo, Amelia walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Diet Cokes. But Amelia's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up.

And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Amelia suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.

The End.