Me: "dude last night you were so wasted!"
Friend: "No I wasn't!"
Me: "You did 3 things you don't normally do!"
Friend: "Wait I drove home last night..."
Me: "No! First you use a paper plate as a steering wheel, And pretended to drive home! Then you cut up pineapples yelling "spongebob I know your in there!". Then you wanted to go to Easter island to meet squidward!"
Friend: " Ok I may have had one to many beers!"
Me "more like 5 to many!"
