Friend *takes selfie with me*
"MIDNIGHTTTTTTT MEMMMMORRRRRIESSSS!!""
Me: "Shut the f*€k up it is 3 oclock in the f*€k!ng morning!! Lets just say if there is a god damn fork in your neck in the morning this is why! GOD DAMN IT let me sleep! my dream was better then this and I was in hell!"
*Hell and getting woke up at 3 a.m. to me are the same thing*
