This morning before school I went for a walk cos I didn't wanna be bored sitting around without my friends cos they don't get to school til later so I went to the shops and bought a monster which I poored in my water bottle because I didn't wanna look like a townie or whatever.
Then at lunch time me and my friends decided to wag school for the rest of the day. So we were walking across the road and who drives past but my fucking parents. I s2g they couldve been going for brunch at anytime but no, it had to be the exact time I was skipping school. So yeah my mum gave me a phone call like "oi cunt the fuq u doin outta school m8," and I was all "oh, me and my friends were just walking over to the shops to get some lunch since we are on break." And she was all like "are you allowed off campus lunches?" And I was like "no" and she was like "fair enough but it's your fault if you get a detention." And then I had to get food which I wasn't even gonna in the first place and then I said an awkward hi to them while they were eating their brunch and then walked back to school so it looked believable.
Yeah so I was pretty pleased I had managed to narrowly avoid an asswhooping or getting all electronics taken off me for a week. But I'm pissed as well cos my friends wanted to skip and so did I and I ruined it for them as well. sad life but whatever.
UPDATE: This is what it looks like outside rn
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And here's my brother being a knob lol(with the settings adjusted so you can se it better)
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