This Book Might Be Gay

Black Spiderman

Okay so......

A couple of weeks ago at school we had the Halloween dance. And so my mom was gonna get me a unicorn onesie for the dance because we could wear costumes. So she was gonna meet me at home so I could change. So I'm at home and I'm waiting on her because it's six o'clock and that's when the dance was starting. So I'm all like, "What took so long?" And she tells me that at Wal-Mart (they literally have the best onesies at a good price) had no more unicorn onesies, all they had left was Spiderman. So I'm kinda pissed, but I was like whatever I'll just look gayer than usual.

So I get to the dance and everybody's like wassup Spiderman, and honestly it felt nice.

So here's the thing though. I tried to refrain from using the bathroom so I could avoid the awkward conversation I'd probably end up having with someone because they thought I was a boy. I mean I have absolutely no problem with that, I am androgynous after all, but it's pretty awkward.

I bought a soda and it was open, I had it in my hand then my friend accidentally knocked it out my hand. So I had to get paper towels so I'm getting paper towels and this girl just so happens to walk in. I'm pretty sure she was a sixth grader so she didn't know me. So she was like, "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry, I thought you were a boy for a second." I could tell she felt bad for calling me a boy, so I said, "Oh it's okay." I wanted to go on a whole thing about my gender identity, but the awkward tension was starting to get to me.

But anyways I enjoyed being gay Black Spiderman for a night. Also I love the song Black-Spiderman by Logic, it's a really good song you should check it out.