This Book Might Be Gay

Charlie Brown Gay Conspiracy Theory

I've been slacking on this honestly. I mean it's not like anyone really reads this BS, but my initial plan with this was to update this every week or so with stories from my mediocre life.

I'm gonna make it up though with this conspiracy theory I came up with. If anyone else has come up with something similar then that's great, there is that saying that great minds think alike.

Anyway, so I have a five year old brother who loves to watch Charlie Brown. He likes it so much that he's still watching the Christmas special on repeat. After watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas", "Happy Thanksgiving Charlie Brown", "The Mayflower Voyagers" (the CB short that basically tells the story of the first thanksgiving), and "I Want A Dog For Christmas Charlie Brown" I've realized some kind of cool things between the characters. And even though I don't have much evidence I still wanna share my thoughts.

Charlie Brown is gay, or at least a homosexual in some way, shape, or form.

Charlie Brown is always hanging around Linus. They might just be friends, but what if there is more between the two?

Linus, like Charlie Brown is in some way a homosexual.

Again, like I said he is always around Charlie Brown. Also, Linus is always rejecting Charlie's younger sister Sally. It could just be that he doesn't want to date someone younger than him, but what if it's because he's already dating her older brother?

Lucy is definitely straight.

I really need no explanation.

Schroeder is gay and maybe (just maybe though) asexual.

Unless you've been living under a rock or just haven't seen CB, Schroeder is a piano prodigy who plays the piano. In the CB cartoons Schroeder plays the iconic CB theme. He is always rejecting Lucy, Linus's older sister.

Marci and Peppermint Patty are dating.

Marci and Peppermint Patty are two girls in the CB cartoons who are portrayed as best friends. I believe they are dating because Marci always calls Peppermint Patty, "sir." Also, Peppermint Patty gives off a sort of butch appearance. That could just be how she dresses but it would be interesting if they were dating.

That's all I have to say. Give me your thoughts I would appreciate them.