I would say my bus has about a good 69 people on it. Jk like 50. But, after the first stop there's like 10 of us left. 5 in the back, 1 in the middle and 4 in the front. I was one of those people in the back. Curly, and 6th where in the 2 back back seats. (I don't know there names) Oobs and ..... (I do know this persons name) Ryan. This isn't his name but I feel like if people knew his real name..... nope. They where sitting in the seats in front of them, and I was sitting in the seat in front of Oobs.
"My moms really worried about me cause' my boobs arn't suppose to growing this fast." Oobs says.
Me: THE FUCK (All my reactions are in my head)
"What do you mean? Your 13. You boobs can grow at any rate they want..." Curly says. I peer around the seat to look at everyone. They don't notice. Curly stands up and puts her arms under her boobs and starts to jump a little making them bounce.
Ryan is just there... staring at them. "You know people do that! Put there arms under there boobs to make them bigger!"
Me: THE BLOODY HELL??? I feel my sanity just slipping....
Curly's stop comes and she gets off along with 3 other people. Only 6 people on the bus now. Just me, 6th, Oobs and Ryan in the back.
"Hey, guys have you ever watched lesbian porn?? How do they even do that??" Ryan says
"I know right? It's so weird!"
Me: Sanity status: Gone.
"I play with my dick when I'm alone..." Ryan says. 6th just looks horrified... "It's called masturbation." Ryan says.
Me: I'm died.
My bus stop comes and I great fully off.
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RandomThis is my log in cause I go missing and this is somewhere... cause you an't going to find my diary
