Me: BUT MAMA!
Mama: Uh, hell no! Betta turn that ass around and take it to your room because I ain't playing!
Me: *Huffs* UGH! *Stomps to room*
Mama: Pick up yo MOTHERFUCKING FEET. AND YOU BET NOT SLAM DAT DOAR.
Me: *Holds door a minute*
Mama: ....
Me: ....
Mama: ....
Me: .... *Slams door*
Mama: OH HELL NO *Rips off belt and somehow breaks down door*
Mama: DIDN'T *smack* I *smack* TELL YOU NOT TO SLAM *smack* THIS *smack* GODAMN DOAR!!?
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Growing Up Black
HumorIf you're black and you have black parents, you'll understand!
