Every black person know you're in trouble when yo mama call you by your full name, like:
Mama: SHAQUILLA PERIWINKLE ROBERSON!!
Shaquilla: Yes?!
Mama: GET CHO ASS IN THIS ROOM!!
But, there's a plot twist. You be thinking that you're about die:
Shaquilla: Y-yes mama?
Mama: What did I tell yo skinny ass about leaving your damn socks all around this house?! Now clean it up!
Shaquilla: (Lawd Jesus Christ almighty) Okay, ma.
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Growing Up Black
HumorIf you're black and you have black parents, you'll understand!
