•chapter three; instagram dm's

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joe_sugg

I'm so awkward and
have no idea how to
start conversations but
I thought I'd say 'hi'

bahah it's okay, I completely relate

good, so how are
you today?

I'm very fine,
good sir

I just read that in
a really posh voice
wow.

so how the americans
think brits talk

with that comment
I'm guessing your british?

yup, I'm  from the
land of crumpets
and tea

so what are you doing
in this fine moment?

I was watching stranger
things before I was
rudely interrupted, you?

eating.

how interesting
was the food good?

why did you assume it
was 'food' I could have been
eating a person!

well what where you
eating+was it nice

I was eating grapes
and yes they where nice, mum!

healthy child, well done


wowza, how many cliches???

thanks for reading
lizzie xo

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