hello it is I your friendly space neighborhood potato...
I am here to bring sacrifices of my kind so you humans can make the delicacy called poutine and any other food you like that requires us beautiful creatures..
please use these sacrifices wisely for I will not bring any more until next year....
until then be blessed with our potato-ness...
aahh yes very beautiful...
anyways I shall leave your fleshy kind now so I can create the clones needed for the next offering to you hoomans
wth am I doing with my life
plz kill meh
I beg u
plez for all of potato kind, just kill meh
do I even continue this or should I just delete myself from dis world?
no one will even bother to waste their time on this anyway
I should delete this in 24 hours
or maybe I wont even post this
eh
goodbye hoomans
