Theories and Crap

I don't even think this is considered as theories anymore

Yo whats up my homeslices?

*sighs in disappointment* Wow that was cringy

HAhA I AM CRINGE MASTER! *breaks wall*

Are you freaking kidding me?!!?!?1/

HHAHAHHHSHSHDKJSDUIRHDFUIG SLKLDHFB

*deeply sighs* While Godzilla trys to be normal let's talk about coming out of closets, and I don't mean about the D and V and other crap....or....condoms.....

And you say I'm cringy???

Yes, well it's like I don't want people to think this is lemon or porn or whatever you kids call it these days

Okay fineeee then, but in seriousness this is going to be pretty serious k kids?

Some people are probably older than us, you know that right?

Okay, but serious time kiddos

So we are going to be serious, and I am going to reveal my sexuality to you guys!

*cheers in the background*

So I am totally open with anyone knowing what it is, and I am..

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HURRY IT UP ALREADY! wait I already know....never mind take your time

BISEXUAL!!

*waves rainbow flag*

*looks at crowd* If you so much as say one bad thing I will hunt you down, murder you, feed you to my cheese child, and then put you in the game Duck Hunt cause its pretty scary

Okay, but if you guys aren't out of the closet, it's okay. You guys can come out whenever you need to or feel comfortable. It took me 2-3 years to figure my crap out, so take your time and don't rush into stuff. 

Yeah, honestly I'm kinda questioning it myself, soooooooo ya don't rush. Take a breather and live life. 

Just y'all need to stay safe okay

kiddos

Just stay safe in there, and don't let anyone give you any crap about it.

If they do, don't give them any fucks, tell them you aint got any fucks to give, you are saving you fucks for the perfect, they aren't mighty enough for your fucks

Stay safe, and love y'all

Love y'all!