Child-talks

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Siegh: Mommy... Naano na po ako dito eh... Alis na po ako—

Maine: Hep. Diba sabi ko sasama ka sakin sa pamimili ng gamit?

Siegh: Opo, mommy. Pero, Tsk! Pero, lahat naka-titig saatin oh! Na-weirdohan na sakin.

Maine: Edi wag mo silang titigan. Karma mo yan, pagkatapos mong asarin ung daddy at kapatid mo.

Siegh: Nag-sorry naman na po ako eh. Mommy, bilis na po, baka wala na pong magka-crush sakin.

Maine: Crush? Bakit, may umamin na ba sayo? Nako, Sieghfried, pag ikaw talaga nagka-ano, nako! Sinasabi ko sayo!

Siegh: Eh, mommy, alis na po tayo.

Maine: Dapat nga matuwa ka, at naiisip ng ibang babae na may pagka-husband material ka.

Siegh: Mommy, gusto nyo ba akong pakasalan?

He teased.

Maine: Loko kang bata ka. Bilis na.

After shopping...

Maine: Nong? Bukas, idrive mo kami ni Siegh sa ibang mall. Mamimili ulit ako.

Maine teased.

Siegh: Huh? Ay, mommy, busy po ako bukas.

Maine: Bakit? Wala ka namang training bukas ah? Tsaka tinanong ko naman ung manager mo, wala ka namang daw ge-guestingan. Ikaw, puro palasot ah.

Siegh: Mommy, ayaw ko na po kasi dun.

Maine: Joke lang naman eh.

Siegh faced the other way and pouted.

Maine: Hoy, wag mag-tampo. Eh, kaya ko lng naman to ginagawa ay dahil gusto kong matuto ka. Then, malay mo, magamit mo sa future.

Siegh: But I don't want to have kids in the future.

Maine: Believe me, you will. Once na lumabas ang kapatid nyo, ikaw magaalaga para may experience ka.

Siegh: Mommy...

Maine: Joke lang. Syempre, hindi mo rin maiiwasang alagaan ung kapatid mo, at baka magustuhan mo ung pagaalaga sakanya.

Siegh: But do I have to change diapers?

Maine: Pag emergency. Pero mas madali syang palitan dahil hinde umiihi ng biglaan.

Siegh: Do I do that?

Maine: Oo. Alot.

He covered his face in embarassment.

At the Medranos...

Sofia: Mommy, when will I have a baby sister?

Sofia asked as Taki brushed her hair.

Taki: Tita Maine will have a baby girl soon. And you'll get to play with her, then take care of her.

Sofia: But I want my own sister.

Taki: Pero anak, mommy's tired of giving birth and carrying babies. Well, they are blessings, but it's hard.

Sofia: Then can we adopt?

Taki: Anak, magagalit ang daddy mo. Tama na ang usapang ganyan. Tsaka its hard to take care of babies.

Sofia: Then if Tita Maine gives birth, can I go to their house everyday?

Taki: Eh... Anak you have classes.

Sofia: But mommy, I want a baby sister po kasi.

Kenneth: Kaya nga, mi. Pagbigyan mo na ung bata.

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