Eddsworld oneshots

Tord x Tom ( Your An Idiot)

Toms POV

I woke up holding my head in my hands with a splitting headache. I felt nauseous as hell.

I tried to get up and adjust my eyes to the environment I was in.

"Mother fucker" I blinked and saw a bed and a TV. But it wasn't my living room. Its kinda like a hotel room.

"So the dip shit is awake I see" someone says coming out of the bathroom. "Its Tord so don't hit me with a bottle or something" Tord says crossing his arms looking at me.

"I would hit you with a fucking bottle anyway you commie...now where the fuck am I ?" I said fully standing up only to stuble on the bed.
Tord sat down on the bed next to me "You and Matt were so drunk last night that me and Edd got a hotel for you too. Unfortunately Matt refused to sleep in the same room as someone that 'hurt his precious face' haha" Tord chuckled smiling a bit.

"Well you did punch him in the damn face for your evil plan that you failed so-"
Tord sneered "Oh fuck off you idiot. I said I was sorry and Edd forgave me! Why can't you?!" he shouted and i jumped up "because you blew up our house! Tried to kill ME! And killed our neighbor!  And you didn't say sorry for pretending to be our friend then lying and coming back! Can you at least-"

Tom got cut off by Tord grabbing his wrists and kissing him "you talk to much" Tord say pulling back.

Tom froze and pulled him back in for a kiss

"Your and idiot Tom"
"Well now im YOUR idiot"